英国人，新西兰人和澳洲人吹牛

An Englishman, a New Zealander and an Australian are sitting in a bar, talking about how great their countries are.
The Englishman says "England is a great country, with the best looking women. I have a beautiful wife and 10 great k1ds. One more, and I will have my own football team."
The Kiwi says "Bro, New Zealand is a wonderful country, with the best beer and the best looking women. I have a beautiful wife and 14 great k1ds. One more and I will have my own rugby team."
The Aussie says "Mate, Australia is the best country, we have the best beer and the best looking women. I don't have any k1ds, but I've got 17 beautiful girlfriends. One more and I will have my own golf course."

17? I think his dick needs to be fixed often in aus veterinary station...