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ijoe

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帖子主题: 英国人,新西兰人和澳洲人吹牛   英国人,新西兰人和澳洲人吹牛 Icon_minitime周六 二月 20, 2010 4:46 pm

An Englishman, a New Zealander and an Australian are sitting in a bar, talking about how great their countries are.
The Englishman says "England is a great country, with the best looking women. I have a beautiful wife and 10 great k1ds. One more, and I will have my own football team."
The Kiwi says "Bro, New Zealand is a wonderful country, with the best beer and the best looking women. I have a beautiful wife and 14 great k1ds. One more and I will have my own rugby team."
The Aussie says "Mate, Australia is the best country, we have the best beer and the best looking women. I don't have any k1ds, but I've got 17 beautiful girlfriends. One more and I will have my own golf course."
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adam

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帖子主题: 回复: 英国人,新西兰人和澳洲人吹牛   英国人,新西兰人和澳洲人吹牛 Icon_minitime周五 五月 07, 2010 10:30 pm

17? I think his dick needs to be fixed often in aus veterinary station... Basketball
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